Trash cart trophy girl
David Brown
Blonde hair and legs up to her smile
Worked their magic for a while
And taking off her clothes
Is fun - but only as far as it goes
A tragic heroine
Rescued from the refuse bin
Then crucified upon the grill
A trash cart trophy girl
The house, the clothes, the car and
Ken
Everything you need to pretend
But in the end it's not enough
To stop your world from growing up
And now she finds her home
Is wired to the chrome
Pilloried upon the grill
A trash cart trophy girl
A product of her time
A discontinued line
Slowly dying bit by bit
Of attention deficit
Rubbish second hand
Publish and be damned
Yesterday's News of the World
A trash cart trophy girl |